When someone always seems to have their mouth open. On going occurance can lead to lock jaw and the possibility off excessively large objects being swallowed.
john-paul: "hey dude whys that girl always got her mouth open?"
Patrice: "Ahh man shes got Al Bar mouth syndrome. she just can't close her mouth."
Patrice: "Ahh man shes got Al Bar mouth syndrome. she just can't close her mouth."
by loubear69 April 25, 2011

by Blackest bitch out there jlib November 18, 2019

Hym "Really. Using mouth Wash one time was enough to radically improve my symptoms overnight. I still feel the excess fluid in my ears when I swallow but still... Not feeling like I could stroke out at any second is nice..."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025

Cotton Mouth Killer, or CMK, is an energy drink from Norway. It has blueberry and guava flavour, and is specifically designed to kill your cotton mouth. When your thirst is dire - an ice cold can of Cotton Mouth Killer extinguishes it like an ocean hitting a fire.
Thirsty guy: "Dude. My mouth is so dry. I would pay such large amounts of money for a delicious bevarage right now."
Friend: "Have a CMK, bro. Cotton Mouth Killer will quench your thirst."
Friend: "Have a CMK, bro. Cotton Mouth Killer will quench your thirst."
by Javisst June 2, 2017

A mouth that sucked a dick while the dick was in “cock print mode” so now the mouth doesn’t even look as attractive as it did before
by Puffy vagina serum November 28, 2022

Someone with a large, often slobbery tongue. When you kiss them, it’s a bit like being dragged through a sheep dip.
Coined by Justine Frischmann (Former lead singer of Elastica) quoted by Graham Coxon (Lead guitarist and secondary vocalist of Blur) on ‘kissing men’ -The Face 1995
Coined by Justine Frischmann (Former lead singer of Elastica) quoted by Graham Coxon (Lead guitarist and secondary vocalist of Blur) on ‘kissing men’ -The Face 1995
To quote Graham quoting Justine, “he’s a washing-machine mouth. He’s got a very large tongue, you see, and I haven’t.”
by L1ttl3L4mb July 19, 2024

by KIRIN09 August 13, 2022
