You live in hell, we forgot it a long time ago, but our universe was hell. Life lives in a depreciative state that only manages to advance using a +1 concept via reproduction. If you can manage a net gain of -1, 0 or +1 in the universe your are either in a neutral boyant state or in 'advancement'. Some think at the end of the universe it all starts again +1, and around we go...enjoy the sunshine, waterfall, rainbows and unicorns cause it likely the last time we went through it all it was all imaginary🤣
What the hell, What. The. Hell! this Hell is hell! It took me all day to move that stone from the 1st pyramid terrace to the 2nd and then the food cart was late and I missed out on lunch, and some one had urinated up the slope, which I thought would help the stone moving but it just stank, then there was a hold up as the boats unloaded, we where stuck for 4 hours and the damn pharaoh turned up out of no where and decided he wanted a damn ensuite in his afterlife. Which is great and means less stone, but damn him we need to clear the slopes to cart it off the pyramid Damnn! bastard prick..#!?!#@$&*xo slave! Oh but I had two lovely baby girls...fark! My wife's gonna be furious! Hell is hell!
by m . November 30, 2020

by oliver walker December 19, 2022

Satan command me to play Plankton’s Robotic Revenge and Heropants for entirety of my afterlife with no breaks! Get me out of this dickin hell!
by Bigtimersh5 August 13, 2019

Hell is School
On April 23, 1635, the first public school in what would become the United States was established in Boston, Massachusetts. Known as the Boston Latin School, this boys-only public secondary school was led by schoolmaster Philemon Pormont, a Puritan settler. The Boston Latin School was strictly for college preparation.
On April 23, 1635, the first public school in what would become the United States was established in Boston, Massachusetts. Known as the Boston Latin School, this boys-only public secondary school was led by schoolmaster Philemon Pormont, a Puritan settler. The Boston Latin School was strictly for college preparation.
Sum kid in 1634: Yay i can stay home evryday! i dont need to go to learn!
Kids in 1636: Oh no :( summer break is at its end. We need to go visit hell again D:
The teacher: Welcome to hell!
Kids in 1636: Oh no :( summer break is at its end. We need to go visit hell again D:
The teacher: Welcome to hell!
by im just here for no reason :D October 26, 2022

by MlpHero September 9, 2021

Hammered. Drunk, Piss Drunk, Sillier than Hell. Throttled. Betty Crockered, Shit faced. Cockerspanieled
Johnnie Boy got Billy-helled last night after 8 bong rips, 11 Budweisers, and 9 RBVs.
Getting Billy-helled is like when you get drunk and your face is red as a beet and you are sweating profusely in the hot sun in an alley somewhere and then decide its a good idea to whip someones ass.
Getting Billy-helled is like when you get drunk and your face is red as a beet and you are sweating profusely in the hot sun in an alley somewhere and then decide its a good idea to whip someones ass.
by Josh Big Cliff June 2, 2008

Some people call it school. I call it hell same shit different name am I right or am I right?
I am in hell right now my head hurts so bad. I have to use medicine because of this shit.
I am in hell right now my head hurts so bad. I have to use medicine because of this shit.
by EPIG Gamer and Pig October 21, 2019
