A Soft Kiss From A Marshmellow Fellow

When a white man beats a woman of or knocks her up and leaves.

See coal toll for opposite definition.

Hunter Biden, Bill Clinton, and Bernie and Levi Sanders are all excellent examples for being POS's that fall under a soft kiss from a marshmellow fellow.

by Alien top hat October 12, 2020

One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.

After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.

by anonymous October 13, 2020

from me to you

When you poop directly into another persons bungus

From me to you pal

by Mr the sandwich March 20, 2017

i can smell your soup from here

Another way to say that you understand what someone is saying.

Ex: "Did you see that episode of The Walking Dead last night?? It was insane!"

"Ya! I can smell your soup from here!"

by Familyfirst22 March 26, 2017

Jackson from salvo

A meme. No one likes him. Usually dadless

Where's Jacksons dad? Jackson from salvo

by Vanesh is here April 2, 2017

Jim from creative writing

Jim from creative writing is that one person in your life that you talk to and does not know when you are clearly not interested in what they are talking about but keeps talking anyway. No matter how many clues you try to give

Friend #1: "Hey how did your date go last night?"
Friend #2 "Terrible, it was like I was on a date with Jim from creative writing"

by Jakermc14 April 19, 2017

gave birth from my anus

To have a painfully large poo.

Wendy, I just gave birth from my anus!

by Ereck Flowers October 27, 2017