Fat Patchies 

1. boobs that are made up of only baby fat, and possibly arm-pit fat.

Girls that have them usually tend to dress slutty because they think they have big boobs when in fact they dont.

2. Pre-teen Boobies

Guliver: Look at that pre-teen over there, Wilson, she's a hot mama.

Wilson: You mean the one sportin' that set of Fat Patchies??

Guliver: Uh, no, i meant that one with the real knockers behind the one with the Fat Patchies.

Fat Patchies by Rachel Ewald April 9, 2004

fat sex 

1. Intercourse between a normal person and a very very fat man.

2. Both people are very very overweight...trying to have sex.

3. A skinny man attempting to have sex with a very large woman.

ie. Haley is going to have fat sex tonight.

"He tryed to have sex last night."
"Sex?"
"Oh I meant FAT SEX."

fat sex by The REDhead<3 April 17, 2009

fat cheesy morrocan 

short, stubby fat. One who lies about anything and everything possible. One who is a coward

Lies: Being a boxer since the age of 7; His dad working at a mazda and kia dealership; Getting an invite to McMaster University Football orientation; Dislocating his sholder from throwing one hard punch; Telling his friends that he has to pay $4000/month for car insurance.

Coward: Sets up a fight with another person and doesn't show up for it; Takes his shirt off in public.

fat cheesy morrocan by F.Q.C. April 11, 2005

fat cack 

overyly wide, lump,vieny,chubby, chode like or gerthy weeiner

holy shit! dat kid joey has got one fat cack! i would be sooo embarrased!!!

fat cack by sha-kne-qwahhh April 7, 2007

Fat Kylie

Young female that believes she is a size 10 and gorgeous whereas in reality she is a dog and a size 22 (at least!!!) She cannot keep her oversized trap shut and often walks past staring in pure jealousy.

Sadly also has fake mirrors in her house as she believes that she is irristable to men and that people want to 'do' her, 'machen die lieben' or simply 'shag' - all of these are incorrect and a blind man with no legs would not touch her.

She lives on take aways and is rarely seen without a pie in her hand or a trifle in her mouth.

Also see fatty boom boom.

OMG Fat Kylie just winked at a hot guy thinking he will be interested.. I think hes just been sick! Poor bloke.

Fat Kylie by HappyGoLucky1505 October 9, 2008

fat penguin 

fat penguin term used to break the ice and start a conversation

carl,fat penguin

jane,what?

carl,well its my ice breaker

jane,ha ha i get it

fat penguin by doinkbox December 5, 2009

Fat People Musk 

That smell fat people have. You all know it. Caused mostly by the fact that they're too fat to reach back there to take care of business. So they use the wipe forward to get the job done. Leaves the Fat People Musk.

He's a great guy but I couldn't possibly date him, he has that fat people musk.

Things were going great, I was rounding third headed home, and then I got a whiff of the fat people musk. I had to end the night there.

Fat People Musk by wrather420 July 22, 2011