david azoulay

david azoulay is the hottest old man in the whole world

i wish i was as hot as david azoulay

by heyimthehottestdavid November 21, 2021

David

Someone who is tall and attractive and has a big cock. Always respectful and sweet. Ladies always love a David. Cock is usually about 7 inches. EXCELLENT in bed and will always put others before himself.

“Oh wow did you hear abt how good David is in bed?”

by dh_http March 23, 2025

David Udoh

The Goat (Greatest of all time) in any given category.

Yo you ever heard of that Michael Jordan guy? I swear, if he got another 3 or 4 chips, he'd be at David Udoh status.

by mr.laurynhill April 10, 2022

David

David is someone who belongs to a girl named Selma becouse they are both hot and funny// i love you David🤪🤪🤪

Girl: Hi daviiddd
David: Back off I have a girlfriend

by davidsgfbackoff December 31, 2021

ben samuel david wilson

Typically a white that belives in ghost and his parents are a ghostbuster

ben Samuel David Wilson is on the job

by KoolKidKlubForPenguins December 5, 2019

David

David’s are the weird ass friends. Always saying some out of pocket shit and loves gay jokes. They watch a plentiful of loli porn and make a bit too much children jokes yet still say they aren’t a pedophile. They have a nice body but the face of a wonderful stallion. However they are a good friend and usually the best to hangover with. They never have good relations with people named “Josh”

Person 1: Yo David is for real a pedophile

Person 2: On god

by Crunchwrap June 16, 2022

David

David is a typical name for gingers. he is the height of a midget, violent, loves football (even though he is shit at it) and has shit grades. dont be like david.

Person 1: Look at that gingermidget.
person 2: he looks like a david.

by anonymous October 13, 2020