i walked in on my brother the other day and he was stood on the bed having a wank with his thumb up his arse. he just turned around and said "fuck off! i'm trying to have a fudgie bum wank"
by thesuperbirdman July 24, 2009
Phony ass people with nothing going on in their lives but to cause drama and hate on people they envy.
by Real over fake April 13, 2017
going up behind someone who is in the act of gardening and screwing them unawares up the ass
HIGH FIVE
HIGH FIVE
gardener: 'sorry i cant sit down tonight my ass kills from that unexpected bum-gardener from Randy'
randy bum-gardener: 'He he he'
randy bum-gardener: 'He he he'
by Big Dave and H-dogg January 08, 2010
A person who is overqualified to be just a literal bum, they are exceptionally skilled in the art of their trade.
Their lively-hood consist of a very strategic master manipulation ploy to go above and beyond all acts of the call of duty BUMISM!
To be considered a professional ass bum you must NEVER be able to keep a job past a 2-4 week time period. Always, find a way to not keep a job...EXCUSES!
You must always appear to look like you are indeed not a bum.
You must be an expert in doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, yet appear to be EVERYTHING.
To become a master in Professional Ass Bumism... you sabotage everything around you that does NOT benefit you.
Only a Professional Ass Bum has the ability to make a career out of this lifestyle.
Their lively-hood consist of a very strategic master manipulation ploy to go above and beyond all acts of the call of duty BUMISM!
To be considered a professional ass bum you must NEVER be able to keep a job past a 2-4 week time period. Always, find a way to not keep a job...EXCUSES!
You must always appear to look like you are indeed not a bum.
You must be an expert in doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, yet appear to be EVERYTHING.
To become a master in Professional Ass Bumism... you sabotage everything around you that does NOT benefit you.
Only a Professional Ass Bum has the ability to make a career out of this lifestyle.
by ThaRealZaddddy12 November 08, 2019
You have a clostered bum hole
by Schubby monster December 23, 2019
by lilbumscoochbiggestfan September 11, 2017
A person that thinks they are gonna bribe a person with money, and assumed it gets them into the club or that they think they won't get their ass wooped because they got money or a bong...
When the mother Fucker lazily thought they were better than me but they ain't got shit on me,
Whether I am in rags or riches they are a 20 Dollar Bum..
Mong was a 20 Dollar Bum trying to hand me a $20 Bill
Whether I am in rags or riches they are a 20 Dollar Bum..
Mong was a 20 Dollar Bum trying to hand me a $20 Bill
by HaloTheHalo August 29, 2021