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Monster Foodies

A bunch of idiots (Cookie Monster and Gonger) who think they’re great at cooking, but they just make things anyone could make even with 0 skill and try to make up for it by actually going to the factory to get a missing ingredient.

Here Are the things they made
PB & J Sandwiches

Succotash

Pasta
Birthday Cake
Of Course We Can help you, cause we are Monster Foodies!
by 556788866 August 15, 2021
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Mercy for the Monster

The instance of invoking postmortem advice for the benefit of someone that is objectively in the wrong, typically for how it makes the situation look rather than the morality of it. There is no real mercy involved with the invocation of Mercy for the Monster.

Usage is intended to show how deep the perpetrator has dug themselves in a given situation, provided from a pseudo-sympathetic standpoint, and is not an indication of support for the person or their action(s). Genuine support for the perpetrator is intended to defend their action(s) and are not Mercy for the Monster, as defending them is indicative of not viewing them as a monster in the given situation.
The judge asked the defendant what he was doing the night of the incident, and the defendant responded with, "I was washing my hands because my wife and I got into an argument, and I got upset, you know. I get violent when I'm upset, it happens. So I had to wash my hands after that."

The judge laughed in the man's face, laid down a harsh conviction, and employed Mercy for the Monster when he said, "You definitely shouldn't have said that. Now you're in for more charges than you started with!"
by NullOfTheVoid May 7, 2021
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Panty monster

Boyfriend who knows how to get you so wet, he ruins all your panties by leaving you so moist .
Ashley; I need to do a new load of laundry.
Jess: didn't you just wash?
Ashley: yeah, but my boyfriends such a panty monster, I have to do a load of just panties

Jess: ooh girl if he gets you that wet; i'd want me a panty monster
by sadgirl69 March 9, 2015
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mud monster

when you have so much fun that you don't realize you're covered in shit
"may we all be mud monsters"
by deefinitelynotcoveredinshit September 17, 2021
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Trench Monster

Someone from the trenches that gets all the girls
Person 1: Hey, look at that hood rat getting all the bitches
Person 2: Yea, he's a Trench Monster
by RizzGod99 December 19, 2022
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The Sideways Monster

When you take a shit and it ends up sideways in the toilet and it won't flush so you have to attack it with a toilet plunger
"The Sideways Monster has struck again"
by Sollarr January 30, 2018
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gooey monster

Issa very very spooky monster that lives in yo crib
by Gooey monster December 19, 2017
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