Jacob is a person who likes to slap your ass in a no homo way or that's what people think. He loves swallow penis especially his boyfriends Jing Dong so if you give him a nickel he might just tickle your pickle. So he is fat and rolls like a doughnut but can't still seem to slide the Dm's
Friend1: do you have a spare nickel so Jacob can blow me
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does
by BRANKS_BOI November 18, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. by Cancerisdank April 2, 2017
Get the Jacobmug. The absolute biggest dickhead ever. No one ever wants to be friends with him because he annoys the fuck out of everyone.
by TimothyMcTimothy December 20, 2017
Get the jacob langleymug. The hottest mythical creature of all time, but extremely overlooked. Total Gryffindor/Hufflepuff and a loving friend, lover, brother, father, son...you name it. Totally way better than Edward.
by SilverTheWof December 25, 2020
Get the Jacob Blackmug. A cool, awesome hunky guy with an amazing taste in music that really should date someone with the initials 'AG'
by deandoeandoeandoea July 6, 2023
Get the Jacob Maksymmug. 
by Forpi September 15, 2021
Get the Jacob bmug.