None of your Business

Not letting someone join in on your conversation or you don't want to tell another person what you are talking about.

Sally- "hey Susan what are you and Tommy talking about?"
Susan- "none of your business!"

by Youdontknowwhoiamifidontknowwh May 30, 2018

settle your oats

to calm down or settle down

Damn bitch, why are you yelling, you need to settle your oats.

by ballaforreal May 15, 2009

Leveling Your Mage

Masturbation

So you going to level your mage tonight?

Girl: What are you doing tonight?
Guy: Leveling my mage
Girl: What race is it?
Guy: /Facepalm

WoW Player 1: I just leveled my mage.
WoW Player 2: But your a warlock.

Random: Are you Leveling Your Mage?
Random 2: YES!!!

by DvL1337 June 29, 2011

Rock your jolly

A term used on the John and Jeff Show that usually defines sexual intercourse involving the penis as the "jolly" between an old man and very young woman, but may also simply refer to sex and/or unreasonably extreme masturbation (jacking off).

1.)"I've been tired all day because I was rocking my jolly in the shower this morning."

2.)Alex: "Nick, you rock your jolly all the time don't you?"
Nick: "Yeah, with all different women. That's why I still don't settle with one girlfriend"

3.)"Captain Kirk rocked his jolly a ton!"

by AMISH MAN July 3, 2008

state of your life

Said when someone has said something or done something that is sad/stupid/hilarious/STATE

(GIRL PUTS ON WEIGHT OVER XMAS)
Boy: State of your life

by 12 Big Macs Martha Bell STATE March 7, 2009

bang in your face

To shoot someone in the general area of the face, usually with a hand gun. Used by an unnamed radio dj to make themselves sound gangster/rude/street. It fails in all three.....

Wow, that shit is BANG IN YOUR FACE!!!

...urm....no its not mate.....

by BHardy September 8, 2005

whats your damage

asking someone who is obviously out of their mind,"what's wrong with you?"

"Why you done gone off and threw that tv off the roof?? Boy, whats yo damage?"

by ShaNizzy April 16, 2004