toe painter

A person who is exceptionally slow or bad at following basic instructions

"He keeps pushing on that pull door...talk about a toe painter..."

"Get a load of that toe painter! They're driving on the wrong side of the road!"

by HalluxFatuus August 6, 2024

rumbling toe

When someone's foot is close to another person's butthole and let out a huge fart

Josè is asleep but Carlitos ate a huge bowl of frijolitos so Carlitos gets Josès foot near his asshole and HolyGuacamole tye fart was intense. There fore the rumbling toe

by Savage21 January 18, 2015

Toe ring

Toe rings and the money will be home in bed and the second round came in a new high profile and the money will get to your left hand it over the phone and i'm still waiting.

Toe rings lick cats

by Fishermen August 27, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Strip-tac-toe

A normal game of tic tac toe but with the added rule that when you lose, you have to take off a piece of clothing. Usually ends up with both people naked and really horny.

"me and my dude Steven had a game of strip-tac-toe last night."
"Oh really? Did you guys bang afterwards?"
"Nah it was over video chat."
"Damn."

by yetonk707 May 3, 2021

Tippy Toes

A person who prefers to use the difficult art of strutting his stuff whilst walking on the very tips of his toes, than walking with a normal gait.

Look at the clip of yer man, walking on his Tippy Toes

by Boycies Da May 6, 2021

Wiggly Pig Toe

A wonderful toe from a pig named Wiggly. Wiggly loves to wiggle

You do it when you Noot Noot Always wiggle your toes. Wiggly Pig Toes

by Noot.noot_for.life April 19, 2019