Hyde Park Dosser

When you doss about Hyde park smacked off your bean. You’ll often either trek it to the chippy cos it’s fish bits or get yourself some Avengers End Game bud from man like Ryan Theobald

What you doing you Hyde Park Dosser? Off to the chippy mate fuck off!

by ThatsPeekDon August 30, 2019

park 'n' stalk

The act of stalking someone (usually a shopper) leaving a place of business back to his/her car while you are in your car with the intent of finding a parking spot.

Most likely to happen during the Holiday season, or any time a big sale at the mall is happening.

I wanted to hit up that sale at Woodfield Mall, but it was so crowded that I had to pull a park 'n' stalk on this nice little Asian couple.

by perditajuanita January 2, 2010

Trailer Park Latte

Mountain Dew

Cleatus: Can I get a Mountain Dew?
Dirty Looking Starbucks Barrista: We don't have Trailer Park Lattes here.

by meatymeatball June 9, 2012

free parking monopoly

This rule is where you place the monopoly cash UNDER THE CORNER of the free parking space

Those whose place the money is in the middle are bent and will fail in the future

person 1 'Julie puts the free parking monopoly in the middle'
person 2 'thats so bent it goes in the corner'

by superior1738 January 4, 2019

Channel Park Shocker

A version of the shocker made popular by marina workers on Lake Erie. While the regular shocker is "two in the pink, one in the stink"... the Channel Park Shocker is "A foot in the pink, a fist the stink".

That sea-store broad is a total ho, she took the Channel Park Shocker like a champ.

by W.Mesh November 4, 2009

dog park daredevil

The questionable practice of wearing open toed foot ware at the dog park.

The dog park daredevil carefully chooses his steps in the tall grass to avoid toeing a turd.

by Doggie walker August 19, 2022

Parking Meter People

These are people who annoy you so much that the clock /or meter starts counting down the moment you see them. These individuals are usually found lurking at family reunions, weddings and holiday dinners. Put in your virtual quarter for the meter and get out of that situation when you've had enough.

Oh no! There's my cousin Jimmy who I can't stand being around. I can only be near him for about 15 minutes. He's one of my Parking Meter People!

by Billiest April 18, 2019