Sam

Sam, a verb, is the most hurtful form of anal sex. The pain is so immesurable that it becomes pleasure. It occurs when the plough-engine is too big for the hole.

-damn boi I'd Sam her

by UrMomBigGay225 May 6, 2020

sam way/skywalker

a poopy doopy shart bag that never shuts up about mcr & anakin skywalker

me: my house burned down, i lost everything
sam way/skywalker: that’s cool but have you seen this edit of anakin skywalker ??

by mikalovesloki December 5, 2023

Sam the doge

The most superior, perfect, and amazing doge.

Brian: “Dang, Thant’s is that Sam the doge??”

Arron: “yessirrrr, that’s Sam the doge!”

by Theoneandonlybrian October 4, 2022

short sad sam

A very rich short African American boy who if he is smart enough can take your queen. A natural Casanova 100% not a lie. He likes to drink bleach. He is very short and sad. His therapy is going..........ok.

short sad sam touched me in my no no area!!!! CALL THE POLICE

by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023

sam schweinheim

Sam Schweinheim is the dopiest of the dopey. Some believe he is related to a walrus named craig. He enjoys using fidget spinners and shooting uo schools with nerf guns.

This kid is almost as dopey as Sam Schweinheim

by Moistinator7000fromOverYonder May 17, 2017

Sam

An absolute fucking cunt. Words cannot describe how much everyone who knows a Sam hates them. Has a tiny wiener and is always super uptight because of it.

Sam can go suck a fat one.

by 420Noscopemaster2020 March 10, 2019

Sam

Sam means "a smart person, being good at everything related to school". It means "a nerd". Being a Sam means "being a nerd".

He must be Sam, because he has round glasses and he is always in the library. (He must be a nerd, because he has round glasses and he is alsways in the library.)
You're being a Sam! (You're being a nerd!)
I'm not a Sam! (I'm not a nerd!)

by saada. February 28, 2019