Texas Sticky Note

The action of masturbating and ejaculating into a tissue, then sticking it on your girlfriend or boyfriends forehead.

Last night, Jones gave Sydney a Texas Sticky Note

by Bricky Ricky July 6, 2024

texas drummer

loud idiot that wont stop playing the fucking basic country beats

my little bastard friend wont stop playing drums like a texas drummer

by bill the gay man January 9, 2023

texas rope swing

When you are swinging on a rope swing and it gives you rope burn in your vagina

Brittney: why do you keep grabbing your crotch

Jessica: I gave myself a Texas rope swing

by Big daddy ducanator November 20, 2016

The Texas Tuxedo

The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)

The Texas Tuxedo is a doozy! Just ask your mother...
The funeral is in five days.

by Mediocre Ogre May 12, 2011

texas beauty

A texas beauty is an extremely fat and ugly stereotypical person from texas. They typically exceed 250 pounds and are shaped like hamburgers. You can also use TB instead and add a number with your predicted weight.

Look over there dad! TB350. That’s one hell of a texas beauty.

by Donut.Lord69 March 2, 2025

Texas Pipeline

n: the act of inducing sexual pleasure while prairie dogging.

Karissa likes to perform a Texas Pipeline to relax after a hard days work.

by dragonpipe November 5, 2021

Texas Cock Gobble

The act of sucking a man almost to completion while at gun point. Once he is about to finish you bite his cock off as he blows your brains out

Did you see the news article about the guy who texas cock gobbled that ganster?

by Mac_and_T January 14, 2022