Sock Clot

a thick mass of coagulated seminal fluid embedded into the fibers of a sock, typically cotton athletic tube socks.

Judy refused to do her son Peter's laundry after finding a hardened sock clot embedded into one o his athletic socks

by MoistCake July 14, 2017

saggy sock

a slut with no morals And will always cheat on there boyfriend

That girl you was with was a saggy sock

by ELLXS March 31, 2017

Oscar Socking

When you put Oscar Meyer Bologna in a sock and heat it up in the microwave and use it to masturbate with.

Owen was Oscar Socking it because he was lonely and sad.

by Me44longtime October 13, 2023

Sock parade

Basically when candidate on a military course like basic or something along those lines is such a shitbag the rest of the candidates pin the victim down in the night while they sleep, and beat them with socks full of bars of soap.

We gave Pte fuckstick a sock parade last night maybe he will preform better.

by Pte window licker May 31, 2021

Sock Day

The day a divorce becomes final.

The term is a reference to the house elves in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, who (by the logic of the books) can be released from servitude if their "master" gives them an article of clothing. Specifically, the character Dobby the house elf is set free when Harry Potter tricks Dobby's master, Lucius Malfoy, into giving Dobby a sock, after which Dobby proclaims "Dobby is a free elf."

Today is my sock day. One last hour in court, a couple of signatures, and now I am finally free of my ex forever.

by Shugiebeaux November 23, 2021

hand angel sock

a sex act involving a hand job with socks on your hands where the cum goes everywhere.

Come on baby, it's my birthday. can I get a hand angel sock?

by sock puppet master 69 March 9, 2025

FUN KING SOCKS

The nice way to write/say " fucking sucks "

I would definitely give it nothing less than the "fun king socks" rating .

by pnchitlicit September 21, 2019