who shot john

Something totally worthless and meaningless.

In context "like I care who shot John" or I don't give a shit!

by Alfadude November 24, 2004

air shot

Drinking shots like they were filled with nothing but air.

Ellen's knocking back air shots like there's no tommorrow. Wait, no, shes puked.

by .:Pikey:. May 28, 2007

Warning shot over the bow

When a lady is giving her man a handjob or blowjob and the pressure has built and the first blast of jizz shoots up over her head, possibly into her hair. It is quite similar to the naval maneuver where one ship intentionally shoots high and beyond another ship as a warning that they are well within firing range and bad things will happen if proper action is not taken. In our case, though, it is a warning to the lady that she better hurry and point that babymaker in the direction she wants the rest of the jizz to go whether it's her mouth, tits, face (NOT THE EYES!!!)

Suddenly, a blast of cum shot up toward Jane's face. She flinched and the thick stream shot just over her forehead and dropped in Jane's hair from front to back like a pearly river. Recognizing this as a warning shot over the bow, Jane wanted to protect her eyes so she quickly put her mouth over Doug's cock. She soon realized it was too much to handle as every contraction from Doug sent another stream into her mouth and soon it poured down her chin and all over her succulent breasts. By the time his orgasm had ended Jane was plastered with the thick goo. It was very evident to Jane that Doug hadn't been with a woman in a while.

by theinstigator September 22, 2016

shot her club up

When a man impregnates a woman. The "club" stands for the woman or her private parts, and the shooting implies the man ejaculating. The context it is usually used in is when the man and woman aren't legally married.

"Kanye this is what happens when you date a chick with such a past, you knew what that hoe was like, but you still wifed her and shot her club up"

This is a quote from American Radio show host/Personality Charlamagne Tha God (1051BreakfastClub), who uses this phrase often, when he heard Kanye West reply to Ray J new single "Hit It First" where Ray J talks about having sexual relations with Kim Kardashian before Kanye West did.

by FGVELLI April 9, 2013

Hes One Shot Bro!!

"Hes One Shot Bro" a common phrase from low intelligence teammates in games such as COD, Fortnite, and Apex Legends, this phrase implies that the enemy is one shot when they are clearly full health or invincible with hacks.

Come On Bro! You let me get downed! "Hes One Shot Bro!!" and hes finishing🤬🤬

by Stepbro robby May 18, 2020

fat girl angle shot

a photo of a tubby girl which makes them appear not tubby by the use of a flattering angle.

1: dude, check out this hottie i'm meeting up with later, i'm gonna bang her silly
2: bro, that's a fat girl angle shot, guaranteed this fattie is 180+
1: whatever bro, see you later
later....
1: what has been seen cannot be unseen

by JinJinJinJinJin April 3, 2011

2 Shot Fake Out

When fucking a bitch from behind, you spit on her back and then she thinks you have cummed and when she turns around you bust in her face! AWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET!

"The bitch was being dumb so i did a 2 shot fake out and that shut her up, my nukka!"

by Joey Gilliam February 14, 2006