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runescape kitten 

When a kitten is on a high level of addiction on runescape and will violently strike down anyone in the game and in real life if it is disturbed at any level.
i went to go talk to my runescape kitten, but then it attacked me and slowly ate me. it went back to runescape and is now the best player in the game.

cheeseburger rule 

The more wigger-like and fag-like a kid is; as proportional to how abusive he is towards girls, determines how much a hot girl will like him. Likewise, the more pleasant, and down to earth, non-wannabe, a kid is the less a hot girl will like him.
A lot of the kids that practice the Cheeseburger rule are wiggers.
cheeseburger rule by Mister N August 10, 2006

5 second rule 

Contrary to the belief, it is actually 5 seconds from when you see the food that you may consume it without it being dirty or at all harmful to your body because, come on, it's only been five seconds.
"Sweet! A cheeto!"
"Dude, that's been there for 3 days."
"But I just saw it, like, 3 seconds ago. 5 second rule yo."

As cool as the rule 

What you say when your doing bad but not angry
dude, its ok, as cool as the rule .

the "y" rule

When texting, the amount of y's after the letters he in the word "hey" is how horny someone is. The more y's, the hornier someone is.
Alex: What's up?
Charlotte: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex: Damn, someone's horny!
Charlotte: How'd you know, damn straight I'm horny.
Alex: The "y" rule.
the "y" rule by Allen Speed November 3, 2013

Rule 2.13 

If you eat a whopper your shit will stink like a whopper
Ryan: Did you just eat a whopper?

Dave: Yeah?

Ryan: Rule 2.13
Rule 2.13 by lostinthevoid September 29, 2009