my post is a bitch
by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022
Get the postmug. the ramp-up in highness following a cannabis-based smoke session, usually rising by 1 or 2 extra points after the initial peak is reached
After smoking with my friends, I went home to watch TV. It was after sitting for a couple minutes that I got PSI (Post-Sesh Intensification) and went from a 6 to an 8 almost immediately.
by rawloes June 20, 2011
Get the Post-Sesh Intensificationmug. A humble brag on social media.
by FilipinoReno December 16, 2021
Get the Boast postmug. To go after someone two years or more older for sexual or romantic advances. Commonly used with the word preorder. Any sex can used this word since it applies to all of them.
Jake went to ask his 40 year old math teacher on a date while he was in college before he could his friend told him he was post-ordering.
by SlinkSoda September 22, 2023
Get the Post-Ordermug. Happy Thanksgiving!!
Never would I have imagined…
A love like this…
Being with you…
Is my sole wish!!!!
Okay… and a kiss 😘
The thought makes me smile…
Everything about you …
Is what I love!!!
Until the day…
I am sitting next you on this holiday…
Telling you I love YOU …
In every way …
My words on here will have to do…
At least for today…
Never would I have imagined…
A love like this…
Being with you…
Is my sole wish!!!!
Okay… and a kiss 😘
The thought makes me smile…
Everything about you …
Is what I love!!!
Until the day…
I am sitting next you on this holiday…
Telling you I love YOU …
In every way …
My words on here will have to do…
At least for today…
I am thankful for this love with you!!!
UD… I am thankful for you too…
Although you know what you could do:)
Publish my posts ❤️❤️❤️
UD… I am thankful for you too…
Although you know what you could do:)
Publish my posts ❤️❤️❤️
by U loving me; only in my dreams November 22, 2023
Get the Postmug. The process of attaining the wisdom after a bitch dumps you, so that you'll be careful the next time dealing with women as a whole.
by Player07 May 28, 2024
Get the Post Bitch Claritymug. Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).
Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.
Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.
Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.
What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.
Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.
What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
by Some mate1 January 26, 2020
Get the Post wank visionmug.