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Hard Porn Rock

Masturbing in beat to a metal/hardcore rock song
Guy 1: "Dude, why won't Johnny come out with us?"
Guy 2: "Didn't you hear, he's been listening to hard porn rock lately!"
by thatsdoctormrawesometoyou September 15, 2014
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low budget porn

Me, some girl, cheap-ass webcam, and a couple of roofies.
Jesus fuck this Rohypnol doesn´t eliminate the gag reflex!!!?
Puke Fiction II it is...
by Hanzo June 14, 2004
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Old people porn

Pornography that showcases the appalling and questionably legal act of two or more old fuckers having hot, steamy old people sex. Usually can be found under the "Mature" category on most porn sites.

See lemonparty for more information.
Jimmy Nichols: Dad, what is old people porn?

Mr. Nichols: Shut the fuck up and eat your goddamn peas Jimmy. I don't have time for your bullshit.
by gimmedatsammich June 1, 2011
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sock dick porn

noun- A type of softcore pornography commonly found on movie channels such as Showtime and HBO.

No penetration occurs while filming this type of pornography.

The title "sock dick porn" was given because the male actor will wear a sock or nylon over his penis to hide it from the camera (and the vagina) due to censorship laws.

Under the right circumstances, one of these "sock dicks" gets past editing and can be seen on camera.
"Last night my mom caught me jerkin' my gherkin to some sock dick porn."
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Interracial Animal Porn

This is a rare type of porn that is usually found within Afican Tribes within centeral Africa. The most common type is the African elephant performing the act of love with a native African which is then destibuted arround the tribe on BluRay DVDs.
Olly to Nick; Dude just went down to the corner shop and guess what they had? INTERRACIAL ANIMAL PORN.

Nick to Olly; No hay necesidad tengo el boxset todo en casa!

Olly to Nick; WTF maaaan?
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porn sequel territory

A phrase describing a franchise of movies that has overstayed its welcome. The phrase saying that the number of squeals in this franchise means that future and upcoming installments can't possibly be any good, as they are being cranked out with minimal effort put into them like porno movies such as slutty house wives 8. It could also be used to describe an unnecessary in a movie franchise with a number of sequels already.
jack: So did you here they're making another star wars movie?

frank: Are you serious! George Lucius really needs to just stop, because the star wars movies are getting into the porn sequel territory now.
by Bassnium.exe October 14, 2011
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horsey porn 🐴

by the garry May 24, 2020
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