Hirsh Poop

The poop of all poops. The ultimate shit. The smell could contaminate entire nations. One whiff and your life is in danger. Anyone in a 1 mile proximity must stop drop and get the fuck out. This is not a joke. Get to safety

I went to a hotel room and my buddy took a Hirsh Poop and we had to evacuate the hotel.

by no range no game April 10, 2018

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poop stew

When more than three people shit in the toilet bowl at the same time and proceed to eat it.

Tim, Jerry, Greg, Casey and I made a poop stew last night. It was kinda great.

by FUCK ME 456 February 18, 2017

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poop crumbles

Small pieces of excrement that are pushed out of the anus. Often after the largest pieces of poop are pushed out, poop crumbles are what are er4left behind.

Oh... are those your poop crumbles? Mind if eat some?

by ktkoolkat April 10, 2012

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Pregnant poop

A type of bowel movement in which pressure and pain occur forcing one to push periodically until relieved.

Thus the similarity of giving birth when periodic pressure and pain force the woman to push.

I just had an amazing pregnant poop.

by Trigga Bone August 1, 2012

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Poop Lego

A situation that is clearly very horrible/disgusting and highly unlikely. May give rise to repeated circumstances in which the rare event occurs in more frequent intervals.

Wtf this lego has poop on it, who the fucking hell rubs legos on there shit stained ass and then puts them back in the box?! Good Lord I put my hands all over these! Fucking Poop lego!

by Ynohtna Leet March 18, 2011

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