I would be careful about believing all the new upgrades he
promises. He has been known to put old salt in a new shaker.
promises. He has been known to put old salt in a new shaker.
by talk2me-JCH2 January 9, 2023
Get the old salt in a new shakermug. Old men who drive too slow, or shouldn't still be driving at all. The ones who always wind up in front of you.
by Kat Rodenberger August 9, 2003
Get the Little Old Men in Hatsmug. Phone conversation with:
Your mom- *sigh, I have nothing to do tonight. My kids are out of town and my husband, at work.
Me- Well, how bout I come over and we'll have some good old fashioned fun.
Your mom- ...Yes, I'm so horny.
Me- Say no more; I'll bring the lube. I like it nice and sloppy.
Your mom- Just like me.
Me- That's right, bitch.
Your mom- *sigh, I have nothing to do tonight. My kids are out of town and my husband, at work.
Me- Well, how bout I come over and we'll have some good old fashioned fun.
Your mom- ...Yes, I'm so horny.
Me- Say no more; I'll bring the lube. I like it nice and sloppy.
Your mom- Just like me.
Me- That's right, bitch.
by Mr. Mannnn July 25, 2016
Get the good old fashioned funmug. the use of a plate or ash trey in order to cure a stomach ache. By placing an ash trey or plate, which are aften cold, onto your stomach, it should relieve you of stomach ache.
Karl Pilkington "my stomach was hurting, i was in agony"
Ricky Gervais "what did you do?"
Karl Pilkington "i went and grabbed a plate"
Ricky Gervais "WHY??"
Karl Pilkington "Theyre sort of always cold...ennit"
Ricky Gervais "Er yeh all doctors have surely heard of old cold belly badness!"
Ricky Gervais "what did you do?"
Karl Pilkington "i went and grabbed a plate"
Ricky Gervais "WHY??"
Karl Pilkington "Theyre sort of always cold...ennit"
Ricky Gervais "Er yeh all doctors have surely heard of old cold belly badness!"
by ljm18 December 10, 2008
Get the old cold belly badnessmug. A 14 year old boy is an upgraded form of a 13 year old boy. There are many types of 14 year old boys. One example is the "computer" version. This version will usually try to act highly intelligent and usually ends up failing horribly at it. It will act like a complete retard, trying to troll while looking mature at the same time. Another form is the "Gangsta" version. 'Nuff said.
Many of the users on popular sites like "Encyclopedia Dramatica" are of this age. And 15% of the viewers of pornhub are 14 year old boys.
They will also use forced memes at least 100 times a day, and usually use profane vocabulary.
Many of the users on popular sites like "Encyclopedia Dramatica" are of this age. And 15% of the viewers of pornhub are 14 year old boys.
They will also use forced memes at least 100 times a day, and usually use profane vocabulary.
*Adults are talking and make a joke*
14 Year Old Boy: Hahahah! That's classic. *Tries to act like he gets it*
*Adults laugh at him, and he thinks that they aren't*
14 Year Old Boy: Hahahah! That's classic. *Tries to act like he gets it*
*Adults laugh at him, and he thinks that they aren't*
by rodneyalcala June 24, 2010
Get the 14 Year Old Boymug. by bailey44 October 1, 2018
Get the 12 year old boymug. 1:
two men driving rather fast and having to swerve violently to avoid an on coming vehicle andy's mate shouted "Fuck my old boots that was close yer twat!"
2:
you have just got home after a great night out and sitting in the middle of your room floor is the bigest turd you have ever seen ,reeling with shock and horror the only words you are able to utter is "Fuck My Old Boots!"
two men driving rather fast and having to swerve violently to avoid an on coming vehicle andy's mate shouted "Fuck my old boots that was close yer twat!"
2:
you have just got home after a great night out and sitting in the middle of your room floor is the bigest turd you have ever seen ,reeling with shock and horror the only words you are able to utter is "Fuck My Old Boots!"
by shagg nasty February 7, 2005
Get the fuck my old boots!mug.