reach hoe

A side chick outside your group of friends that your girlfriend does not know about. However, she is know to your boys as a loose woman ready for action at the drop of a dime.

My reach hoe called while I was out with girlfriend and I made plans to meet up with her later that night.

by Papa JuJu April 1, 2017

Lemon hoe

A b*tch that is sweet but sour. Will f*ck your life up in many ways.

That girl? Yea that's a lemon hoe

by Captionchat April 20, 2017

hoe bagged

v. when your car gets hit from behind

Sorry I was late, some guy got hoe bagged in the middle of route 69.

by karbear8459 May 12, 2017

G.I. Hoe

A woman in the military who sleeps around to rise up military rank.

Soldier 1: Did you see Stacy has been promoted to corporal

Soldier 2: What? She was buck private last week
Soldier 1: yeah she's a real G.I. Hoe If you know what I mean.

by Not Really JTanis7 May 30, 2017

Puppy Hoe

Someone who loses all composure and dignity when in the presence of a cute puppy or dog, and goes to great lengths to touch it, pet it, hold it, and have the animal's attention. When sighting a puppy these people tend to squeal and say "Oh my God!" and talk in high frequencies using childish language as if they were talking to a baby.

We have to walk back to the car to get ready for tonight, but let's avoid the dog park because Sam is a huge puppy hoe and we'll never get past it.

by LeeHB June 4, 2017

hoe chuck

When a teammate on a basketball team throughs up bad shots. They do this in order to add points to their stat sheet and if they miss, they will typically blame the team.

Emmett half court shot with 10 minutes left was a hoe chuck.

by Hotdogman69 June 7, 2017

hoe-splaining

When a woman starts babbling inconsistently like she's trying to save herself from a beating by her pimp or man of ill repute.

When Pretty Ricky asked Mary where was his money, she started hoe-splaining as to why she didn't have it.

by Angelus Complex June 7, 2017