Chipotle God

A person who eats Chipotle every day, and loves and dies by Chipotle.

“Wow, he’s eating Chipotle again?”
“Yeah, what do you expect? That’s the Chipotle God!”

by SceneAmatiX September 3, 2019

bronze god

A person who is getting a tan on the beach with way too much tanning oil on. Women can bronze goddess.

I was bronze goding all weekend at the beach.

by BeachTSLwater September 26, 2019

Bra God

The most amazing creature to ever be born in this world. We are lucky Bra god was born in this era. She would bless your bra in any given circumstances. Although bra god is a quite lost soul, she’s willing to adopt like an idiot. But she’s not an idiot. Maybe a little.

Bra god is a weird creature and only few people can see her, she’s everywhere like an unknown demonic entity, she has her own demon and that demon is feisty but cutely smart demon.

Bra god, despite her godly name, lives in hell. Along with the other demonic goddesses.

“Bra God may now bless your bra for eternity”

“I don’t wear a bra”
*poof*
“Now you do”

by Lover loo September 27, 2019

Ravioli God

There can only be one ravioli God in the world. If the current ravioli God doesn't want to be god, they have to go to the closest Zapppos and poison all the food. The person who survives is the next ravioli God.

Man, Jacob is a great Ravioli God.

by Hatersspahgehtti December 17, 2017

god smile

A smile that has the ability to grab the attention of everyone in the room

“shawty came in wit a god smile, I had to say wassup!”

by KIBBY-J December 20, 2017

rack god

A rack god is someone who "racks" (shoplifts) from a store a lot and is really good at shoplifting.

"Yo did you see how much Ella racked?"
"Yeah man, that was crazy!"
"She's a fucking rack god..!"

by rackfuckinglord May 2, 2018

God glitch

When things that are supposed to be moving are not and seem to be frozen in time

“Two boys were having a staring contest but neither of them were moving. Looked like a god glitch to me.”

by tigerinpajamas January 14, 2018