Stud Muffin

an homo attractive male who couldn't give a F**CK about hetero norms of attraction.

Oh look, there goes Guy, a real stud muffin... he's Joel's new boyfriend!!!

by auntiechristus January 28, 2018

Jizz muffin

An overweight male homosexual that a straight male has sex with do to a drunken stupor, or other altered state.

After I smoked a bowl last night and drink a bottle of Jack I was so horny I fucked my neighbor he is such a jizz muffin.

by Echc93 February 3, 2018

sore muffin

Someone who is a party pooper, or who chooses to be offended.

Dude 1: "Hey wanna join the party? We could use an extra person!"

Dude 2: "No thanks. I wasn't invited."

Dude 1: "Don't be such a sore muffin. Lol"

by SweetPeaASMR May 5, 2018

Muffin Freak

A muffin freak is someone obsessed with muffins .

Shawn Mendes is well known for being the muffin freak since he loves muffins so much . Shawn Mendes is called the muffin freak by his fans who know his true love with muffins !

by Muffin Freak Mendes February 14, 2018

swag muffin peeps

Cool group of muffins very swaggy. Be careful when this group comes your way they get all the ladies.

Swag muffin peeps-
group of swaggy muffins

by MC_Scooty567 January 2, 2017

muffin snatcher

someone who grabs vaginas due to muffin meaning vagina and snatcher meaning a person who grabs

Our president Donald Trump is considered a "muffin snatcher" because he has been known to say grab them by the pussy.

by One Legged Jeff January 29, 2017

Muffin topping

When someone takes a top of a muffin, places it Over top of a ass whole and the person farts the muffin top into the others mouth.

Yo me and Sam went muffin topping together last week, had a godly time.

by Top muffin topper December 3, 2019