Angry Muffin

The opposite of a Silly Goose. An angry muffin will become upset for a number of trivial reasons. Including (but not limited to) being the last to sit down in musical chairs, being tagged as goose constantly in “duck, duck, goose”, and being tickled by their mother in front of classmates.

“Jonovan was plum sick of all the malarkey transpiring in his classroom. Thus why he became an angry muffin quite quickly!”

by goober mcgroober December 08, 2020

Fatass Muffin Head

Cole younk

Cole Younk is such a fatass

Looks like a McDonald’s bacon,egg, and cheese McMuffin
Wear beanies in april
Fatass Muffin Head

by Hater 10204 July 09, 2022

taint muffin

a blueberry muffin that now has taint particles on it that weren't there before breakfast.

Gosh darnit, you are being such a taint muffin right now. taint muffin

by taint muffin November 16, 2016

Spongey Muffin

The act of rubbing one’s neck against another’s neck interlocking in an intimate neck hug. Usually done between bros.

Hey dude can we spongey muffin! Yeah dude I need a good spongey muffin to lift my spirits!

by Spongeymuffinman April 25, 2018

gaping muffin

A women with a large vagina.
She tends to of been around a lot.

I banged this girl last night, almost fell in she had a right gaping muffin.

by Chavy gera February 27, 2017

Turd Muffin

A turd that is shaped like a banana nut muffin.

Hey everybody, come and look at my turd muffin that I just pinched off into the toilet.

by Peck R. Wood March 10, 2017

Crusty Muffin

A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.

I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.

by victim of s.d.s.r December 13, 2023