urban monkey

A derogatory term referring to that of people of african decent.
Fucking urban monkeys always 'hangin' with thier fucking other urban ruffians.
by You Neek August 03, 2005
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black monkey

Me: who’s that black monkey
Alex: it’s my dad
by hehehjrjejej December 03, 2019
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Monkey Man

1) A pretty lousy superhero that does not quite fit in with the true definition of superhero. He's like Robin Hood, in the sense that he steals from the rich. But then he shoots the poor... and the rich. He's a monkey/human crossover from a drunken hooker and a horny monkey. He fell into a pit of toxic waste and gained super powers. He has an all red body, a curly tail, and a really weird single ear that droops down the side of his face. He has a trusty sidekick the boy, who can't do anything right besides being annoying and dying.
"Holy Genocide Monkey Man, your not supposed to burn down the church, kill the minister then rape his wife, just to get at the collection plate!"

"I don't care"
by The Mighty Pornus May 29, 2006
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northern monkey

Dodgey guys from above Watford whose dad's worked 'dun t'pit' and now probably sport a comb over and eat 'ovis bread, who have moved down south to get a proper job.

Not easily understood with their strange word phonetics, such as glac for glass, grac for grass, etc...

Think they're cool (obviously not), and are very surprised to find that people actually own stuff in da suff as it's not stolen on a weekly / daily basis.
Stew (with a C) is a typical Northern Monkey.
by Stew with a C July 27, 2006
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monkey butt

after riding a motorcycle all day and your ass hurts so bad you walk like a monkey
by Chris Anderson May 27, 2003
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Shock the Monkey

As a sex position, the man performs the "Shocker" on his partner as she is held upside-down and performing fellatio. She then resembles a monkey clinging to a tree eating a banana.
Despite her fear of being dropped, she was more than happy to let him shock the monkey.
by CJustcallmeC December 08, 2014
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Monkey Dust

A drug for the street slang talking druggies
by Monkey_nuts December 04, 2003
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