mexican waffle iron

when you shit in a pull out couch and close it

She cheated on me so I left her a mexican waffle iron

by i dont want to August 1, 2020

Mexican Road Rash

Clusters of skin tags or moles on an overweight Hispanic's neck, usually the skin is darker than the rest of the body.

You see that gorda's neck? She got that Mexican road rash bad

by Miguel Sanitarium December 13, 2020

Mexican tunnel slide

The act of anal sex after consuming large quantities of Taco Bell.

Last night, we did the Mexican tunnel slide and it got messy

by See_Jayyyy August 19, 2021

mexican hot pocket

The act of unflolding a hide-a-bed, dropping a duce, and reflodling for some unexpected individual to find at a later time.

Last time i was at Walmart I left a mexican hot pocket in onw of their display models.

by Pokintail May 15, 2010

Mexican long jump

The sexual act of performing an aimed long jump onto your partner and simultaneously inserting your dick in as the jump lands. Events include the oral Mexican long jump, back door long jump, and classic Mexican long jump.

Dude 1:"Whoa, did you see johnny miss that Mexican long jump?"
Dude 2:"Yeah man, some pretty painful shit, he got his dick cramped into the ground..."

by Ferret Waffle June 13, 2011

mexican sore throat

after consuming spicy food and you go to take a duke, and your asshole is sore afterwords.

Man that food gave me one hell of a Mexican sore throat.

by ODP June 11, 2005

Mexican Torchlight

when a girl or guy takes a cotton ball and pours alcohol on it, then puts it on top of a guys pennis and lights it on fire.

"yesterday, mona the screamer gave me a Mexican Torchlight"- abby smith

by rodo the white dawrf killer March 1, 2010