Mexican Hand Glider

When your girl lubes up your cock, wraps it in a soft, flour tortilla and commences to give you a vigorous hand job.

Rachel gave me several Mexican Hand Gliders last night. We went through a whole jar of KY and a pack of tortillas last night.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

REAL Mexican Hours

Real Mexican hours is when from 9:00 am to 2:00 pm a Mexican kid is playing Xbox or ps4 with His/her mom cleaning, baby crying, dad making building something near your room and a dog is barking

Person:Aye yo I was trying to play fifa during Real Mexican hours but it was to loud over the mic

by I live in a In a gang February 3, 2018

Mexican Road Rash

Clusters of skin tags or moles on an overweight Hispanic's neck, usually the skin is darker than the rest of the body.

You see that gorda's neck? She got that Mexican road rash bad

by Miguel Sanitarium December 13, 2020

mexican hot pocket

The act of unflolding a hide-a-bed, dropping a duce, and reflodling for some unexpected individual to find at a later time.

Last time i was at Walmart I left a mexican hot pocket in onw of their display models.

by Pokintail May 15, 2010

Mexican long jump

The sexual act of performing an aimed long jump onto your partner and simultaneously inserting your dick in as the jump lands. Events include the oral Mexican long jump, back door long jump, and classic Mexican long jump.

Dude 1:"Whoa, did you see johnny miss that Mexican long jump?"
Dude 2:"Yeah man, some pretty painful shit, he got his dick cramped into the ground..."

by Ferret Waffle June 13, 2011

mexican dip

to put chilli sauce on your balls and get a girl to lick it off

i gave her a mexican dip

by chav12345 March 7, 2009

Mexican Jail

Mid coitus, the male withdraws from the female's vagina, gets her father on the phone, and demands he wire him $10,000 or else he puts it in his daughter's ass.

Tried the old Mexican Jail on Irene's Dad. No dice.

by John Shore March 5, 2009