March 4th

March 4th is national texted yo gf/bf "lets link" "I love you" day
if they don't break up with they ahh fr fr

gf/bf: Hey lets link on March 4th
gf/bf: just telling you I love you on March 4th

by Loni baby July 1, 2023

March 25

Give your girlfriend a hoodie day

Girl: "Hey babe it's March 25, hand over that hoodie."
Boy: "Damn it..."

by aax❔ March 22, 2024

March 1st or 8th

March 1st and March 8th is National Ivy Lamar is wrong day.

Andrew: Today is march 1st or 8th, everything Ivy says is wrong
Ivy: Zero is a number

by ZeroIsNotANumber March 8, 2023

March 5th

If your where born on this day you are an amazing human being. I wish i was you since your cool and pretty

unless you like capes then well i hate you.
NO CAPES!

If you do not like capes then well your fucking awesome Dahling

Yesss dahling being born on March 5th is an amazing day to be born on!

by Ghostygodess December 15, 2020

March Shatness

A shitting tournament with a March Madness type bracket (ie. whoever takes the most shits in a day).

Are you competing in March Shatness?

Of course I am!

by Vincle11 March 17, 2022

march 14

day to pick on jessie

march 14, jessie you look like shit

by behheehehnen March 14, 2022

marching nuns

The appearance on an electrocardiogram (ECG) of a run of ventricular tachycardia that resembles a group of hooded figures praying in succession. This usually means the patient is in acute cardiac distress and needs immediate medical care.

I was doing vitals on my patient the other night and saw the marching nuns roll across the EKG. I hit the code alarm faster than I've ever done anything in my life.

by stubbstarbuck69 October 16, 2018