JMS Jacob

A terrifying man, who's musk will blow you away
the name stands for Jerk My Self by the way...

JMS Jacob is such an ass
JMS Jacob has nice eyes

by Destoryer10153 April 8, 2024

Jacob Petti

a whole ass bitch who won’t download rec room

damn you totally acting like jacob petti rn

by fuckjacobpetti April 14, 2022

Jacob

a bitchass one piece fan

jacob

faggot

by Jacob120392190 May 24, 2022

Jacob

Very annoying sometimes funny but a cheater and a beater

Omg Jacob bruised my leg by hitting me

by Dr. King Schultz November 25, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is a person with big, tender, and juicy balls

Hey did you see Jacob’s?
Yes of course!!

by Maybe Jacob November 24, 2021

jacob

ego higher than clouds

Oh, is that Jacob?
Yes, that's Jacob. His ego said "To infinity and beyond"!

by 0xjan June 22, 2022

Jacob

A Jacob is a friendly, irritatingly smart yet height-disadvantaged male who has more chemistry past paper print-outs than past experience with speaking to girls. He will always be willing to hang out, but will have to sadly reject due to his revision-packed schedule. Jacob likes nothing more on a Saturday morning than to devour a bowl of Weetabix and punt a couple of crochet balls. If you are ever looking for a Jacob around town, be sure to check the local Londis as he will often be found negotiating the price of Prime energy with the shopkeeper. It is always a good idea to keep a Jacob at hand, as he will often know the answer to most typically redundant physics questions and can be relied upon to make a prick of himself after a single egg cup of 0.1 percentage beer. One downside of a Jacob is that he will be irrevocably musically inept, and will neither be unable to sing the tune of a song nor clap along to the beat. Buyers are informed that Jacob will 9 times out of 10 come with an absolutely middle haircut.

In conversation:
"Hey, saw you head into ALDI just then, what you buy?"
"Oh, nothing, I just heard there was a Jacob wandering around in there, thought I might check it out."
"Whoa! I better go sneak a peek myself!!"

Receiving a message or snap from the local Jacob:
"What's this message I've ju... Oh It's from Jacob. Better ignore it then." (probably biology advice)

by joeep333 August 11, 2023