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Just brad

n. Used to describe the biggest douchebag at the party. An annoying shady tool that likes to tell buzz kill stories about his tow boat company. No game with the ladies especially noelle thompson. Sidekick's names are Anthony and Katie.
A just brad comment such as "so I was on the lake at my tow boat job and bro, seriously, there were like 20 foot waves"

Also, the repercussions of saying a "just brad" comment may include getting sent home from most parties.
by Non-shady bastard December 8, 2011
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Just like in the reals

Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".

Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021
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Just a name

Person 1: Just a name is so submissive
Person 2: Kys
by RandomName985 January 18, 2023
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Hi hi ride I just got off the ,,

Ty is the place where you can go
Hi hi ride I just got off the ,, means kind and caring
by Fartish girl with dire a May 22, 2021
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Something cool that you can say when your caught jacking off.
I was just testing my reflexes
by Judge dredd7 July 8, 2012
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It's just a faze he's going through

A dumb-a** parental excuse to supposedly alleviate concerns and/or resentment regarding a juvenile delinquent who causes disruption and distress to those around him.
Like many of da parents and guardians of "spoiled rich kid" individuals, accompanying grownups no doubt tried to assure fellow humans who were shocked and outraged after witnessing Tronald Dump's acting out as a child dat "it's just a faze he's going through", but we can see dat is his case, said obnoxious tendencies never did get significantly better; if anything, in fact, he's actually become much WORSE in many ways.
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
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Just Viaa

Big booty nigger

They will touch your children and make them pay for their sins
Just Viaa is stinky
by CosmicVA March 4, 2025
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