Ghetto

When you try to hard to act cool and it makes you look retarded.
Ewww he’s ghetto let’s dip.
by JB123abc January 08, 2022
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ghetto-neck

A person who tries to embody both the ghetto and the redneck lifestyle. Usually a poser who tries to like anything cool, or a white trash country boy who is racist but listens to a lot rap.
Ghetto-neck Guy 1(in southern accent): Yo yo yo! Wassup my hommie! We gonna go cruisin fer chicks on my sexy tractor or we gonna watch some Nascar today?

Ghetto-neck Guy 2 (in southern/ebonics accent): I tell you what, I got ta fix the wheel on my house today. Y'all don't know how we be rollin in the traila park playa!
by speaking the truth October 04, 2015
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Ghetto Stove

A Ghetto Stove or Range is a lower end major home appliance that is use for cooking or baking food. Costing about $200 or less and doesn't come with a clock on the back guard.
Cheap, Range, Stove, No Clock, Ghetto Stove, Project Stove
by Bootsy51 April 10, 2013
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ghetto deal

a deal/sale that's extremely below original value. it is a deal that is found by a ghetto man/woman that is so set on not paying full price, that they are willing to buy the product on extremely shady sites and places.
brandon: hey fam, i got that flat screen on sale for $1000
john: i got it for 200
brandon: how the crap fam?
john: i found a ghetto deal
by Words of God January 13, 2020
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Ghetto Brilliant

This is when someone puts together a very questionable but hilarious idea and it has been shown that they have put a lot of thought and planning behind it.
An example of Ghetto Brilliant would be tricking people into buying alcohol for a party that you are having, but they really think they are buying it for another purpose.
by Chod-Master September 29, 2010
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ghetto paved

When the Highway Department paints the roadway black with exterior paint when they were actually asked to lay down real asphalt. It looks like a freshly paved road. It's black like a freshly paved road. It rides like a road with many driveway sealer cracks because it still is a road with driveway sealer cracks, you just can't see them because the rest of the road is black.
Cianci:Did you pave Stafford Road yet?
PlunderDome555:No, I just ghetto paved it.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter September 19, 2007
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Ghetto Vampire

Someone who is emo, but also has bright colored hair.
“Bro I just saw this girl with bright pink hair in the hallway!”
“I but she was a Ghetto Vampire.”
by Charlie The Moth Man May 25, 2023
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