Beat my meat

A phrase commonly used in butcher shops, meaning they chop up the meat to sell.

Bye honey, see you after work. I'm gonna go beat my meat.

by StevenParkers August 10, 2020

Beat My Dispenser

Its when a girl masturbates

For men its beat my meat. but now for women its beat my dispenser because of when they squirt its like a soda dispenser.

crush:hey im gonna beat my dispenser later wanna watch
me:sure
crush:im sorry that was not meant for you

by i wanna fuck mss December 5, 2017

Dead Beat Dad

Vergil the Main Antagonist
of the Devil May Cry franchise.

the ultimate dead beat dad

who doesn't pay child support & evades his parental responsibilities

"He's your father" -Dante

by Nero Sparda July 25, 2022

Beat Brakes and rolled out

Means to have sex with someone like a one night stand and leave afterwards

So i Beat Brakes and rolled out on some guy last night!

by CandyCane September 14, 2012

beats by drake

beats by dre if they were ran over by seventeen spontaneous school buses

Stoven: Have you gotten the new beats by drake headphones yet?
Juaquille: no

by Donald Baudelaire January 26, 2022

Chicken beat

When you try and type f_____g beat because you’re tired but Spellcheck turns it into ducken beat. After a while you start substituting chicken for ducken.

Sorry. I can’t make it. I’m chicken beat.

by LocalDan33 October 8, 2021

Beat u

To invite a friend to beat their dog

I’m gonna beat u

by The real sigma rizzler September 26, 2024