The act of masturbation usually late at night in a friend or acquaintance's house, hiding in someone's house and masturbating.
by Georgie Slanks September 17, 2007
when a guy is buttfucking a girl and slips her a laxative. he then removes his penis from her anus, leaving it covered in shit. he then slides his dick up her torso leaving a trail of shit everywhere its been.
i gave that bitch a chocolate covered night crawler
by ferrance January 24, 2010
A term used to define the odd, twisted. unusual, freaky, bizarre and often disturbing images confronted while browsing User Submitted material in the late night hours.
LNI - This belongs here
LNI - (Current month) Deathcount
LNI - NOPE
I didn't want to sleep anyway
Kill it with fire!
Late Night IMGUR (LNI)
LNI - (Current month) Deathcount
LNI - NOPE
I didn't want to sleep anyway
Kill it with fire!
Late Night IMGUR (LNI)
by Tweets88 May 17, 2013
1:) Not coming home due to an unspecified or poorly explained reason.
2:) Staying out cheating on one's significant other with one or more people.
3:) Passed out drunk while away from home.
2:) Staying out cheating on one's significant other with one or more people.
3:) Passed out drunk while away from home.
by Shadowwolf1138 October 16, 2016
the really long piss you take after a movie due to drinking too much soda, as opposed to an M. Night Shamalan twist
by 81halohunter December 02, 2010
A method of having sex usually resorted to by lonely skinny nerd virgins. They go in bars and find a girl that is very drunk and can't think, trick them into thinking they are hot, then bringing them home. It is a loser act, but it does work.
Jacob: Oh my gosh I heard humping noises coming from your room all night, what was that?
Michael: Guess what... I lost my virginity.
Jacob: OMIGOD NO WAY, you actually got a girl to like you?!
Michael: No, I just did the drunken one night stand.
Jacob: Oh, so it's not that surprising now.
Michael: Guess what... I lost my virginity.
Jacob: OMIGOD NO WAY, you actually got a girl to like you?!
Michael: No, I just did the drunken one night stand.
Jacob: Oh, so it's not that surprising now.
by Oneriwien July 29, 2012
He is a night park ranger
by draegerfrog March 10, 2005