Happiness is when you find out that a global pandemic did not, in fact, stop your graduation from happening, it just got pushed back a little bit to a time when hopefully said global pandemic will be all over, said, and done.
Happiness is when it's just a few weeks till your very NOT canceled graduation!!!! Take that, Miss Rona!!!!
by Pialinist June 11, 2020

by chkn nuget dino October 21, 2018

by peepeegeegee July 28, 2021

A happy ending is a commodity served by Taiwanese ladyboys to degenerate no lives.
The happy ending is where the degenerate asks a Taiwanese lady boy at a massage shop, to give them said happy ending. It includes pissing and shitting on ones face, sexual style, followed up with 2 hour blow job where the degenerate must suck the Taiwanese lady boys penis
The happy ending is where the degenerate asks a Taiwanese lady boy at a massage shop, to give them said happy ending. It includes pissing and shitting on ones face, sexual style, followed up with 2 hour blow job where the degenerate must suck the Taiwanese lady boys penis
Blake: uh hi can I get a happy ending?
Taiwanese lady boy: okay, follow me *starts shitting pissing and Cumming all over Blake*
Blake: I like this
Taiwanese lady boy: okay, follow me *starts shitting pissing and Cumming all over Blake*
Blake: I like this
by TheFakePopeRealDontTrust February 28, 2025

A tornado swept through the town.
All the buildings were destroyed, and any human still alive was buried under rubble or evacuated.
And under all the rubble and destruction, there was a gardener.
The gardener had just enough space to kneel, and had dust and dirt all over their face.
They were kneeling over something small and delicate.
A firefighter pulled the rubble away, and saw the trapped gardener.
They pulled the gardener out of the rubble, and saw what they were kneeling over.
A small, white flower.
And the firefighter looked at the gardener in confusion, but they replied simply.
"This flower is my Happiness."
All the buildings were destroyed, and any human still alive was buried under rubble or evacuated.
And under all the rubble and destruction, there was a gardener.
The gardener had just enough space to kneel, and had dust and dirt all over their face.
They were kneeling over something small and delicate.
A firefighter pulled the rubble away, and saw the trapped gardener.
They pulled the gardener out of the rubble, and saw what they were kneeling over.
A small, white flower.
And the firefighter looked at the gardener in confusion, but they replied simply.
"This flower is my Happiness."
by JayGhost February 25, 2024

by Carlos Barkbeer June 12, 2015

When a man has an over abundance of preejaculate while inside a woman, pulls out, and goes down on her, inevitably eating his own sperm.
“Hey Luke! Carla told me about how she served you a Happy Meal last night before you went in for the full burger.”
by Murlock69 July 13, 2023
