douche pup

Coming from the ever so famous word "douche," a douche pup is one who is a douche in the making. A semi- douche. A bastard.

Person A: "Hey baby! Want to see my rather large shennanigan?"

Woman: "You bastard! How dare you!"

She walks away

Person A: That line never works! I don't get it! Its huge!

Person B: "Hey listen here ya douche pup! Ladies prefer gentlemen!"

by The one and only PB May 12, 2007

Douche Box

When anyone over the age of 12 drinks a juice box

*Dave, a 40 year old man sips a juice box*
Jim: Man, hows the douche box?
Dave: *sip* Delicious.

by tableraper May 16, 2009

muppet douche

A douche bag that keeps flappin' his jaw about nothing.

Fuck, that muppet douche Paul keeps opening his mouth.

Why is that muppet douche still talking?

by .anonymous93846 June 30, 2008

douche friend

a friend that hates his douche friend and he hates him too beacuse he set his house/porch on fire.(someone who tells someone that theyre going to set their house/porch on fire.)

my douche friend says to your'e douche friend im gona set your porch/house on fire.

by ikemama October 21, 2010

Douche Bag

A person who is rewarded for undesirable traits

That guy wearing the white rimmed sunglasses and hollister shirt who is womanizing is a douche bag.

by Jordan Wayne Norman October 20, 2008

douche fag

also, douche faget. the name of the holiday given to the second week in January. A douche fag is also somebody who drives a jetta and/or can't grow a beard. Someone that isn't a santi or doesn't know sisky, is a douche fag. Finally, if you don't drink fuckin power thirst and run like a Kenyan ur a douche fag.

Dude, that guy wasn't sisky enough so he's a fuckin douche fag.

Fuck the step off you skanky douche fag.

That dirty russian just called me a fucking douche fag.

by Tyler Fox January 16, 2008

douche bag

1. A man who considers Sepultura a nu-metal band.
2. A tool for vaginal hygene.

Look at this douche bag!

by pr0owner December 23, 2008