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Douche Snozzle

The lengthy bit of shnozz that usually hangs out from ones pants after a zipper catches the nut sack.
James just got his nuts caught in his zipper!!! Look its a douche snozzle! Nasty!
by CIP-CLR September 30, 2010
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douche pup

Coming from the ever so famous word "douche," a douche pup is one who is a douche in the making. A semi- douche. A bastard.
Person A: "Hey baby! Want to see my rather large shennanigan?"

Woman: "You bastard! How dare you!"

She walks away

Person A: That line never works! I don't get it! Its huge!

Person B: "Hey listen here ya douche pup! Ladies prefer gentlemen!"
by The one and only PB May 12, 2007
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silver douche

a man or women of the douche bag kind to come out of silver springs, nevada.
carey is a giant silver douche!
by henry the hippo. June 19, 2009
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Douche Bag

A person who is rewarded for undesirable traits
That guy wearing the white rimmed sunglasses and hollister shirt who is womanizing is a douche bag.
by Jordan Wayne Norman October 20, 2008
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Douche Box

When anyone over the age of 12 drinks a juice box
*Dave, a 40 year old man sips a juice box*
Jim: Man, hows the douche box?
Dave: *sip* Delicious.
by tableraper May 16, 2009
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douche fag

also, douche faget. the name of the holiday given to the second week in January. A douche fag is also somebody who drives a jetta and/or can't grow a beard. Someone that isn't a santi or doesn't know sisky, is a douche fag. Finally, if you don't drink fuckin power thirst and run like a Kenyan ur a douche fag.
Dude, that guy wasn't sisky enough so he's a fuckin douche fag.

Fuck the step off you skanky douche fag.

That dirty russian just called me a fucking douche fag.
by Tyler Fox January 16, 2008
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douche bag

1. A man who considers Sepultura a nu-metal band.
2. A tool for vaginal hygene.
by pr0owner December 23, 2008
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