David is tall funny cute has brown eyes and is the best kisser and is mind blowing in the bed and cannot forget about his enormously big dick
Damm David u have a big dick
by Suneo November 22, 2021
To the girl he's with he's known as Daddy but to his friends the old davester Dave guy Dave brougham Dave bud in all the Davidlicious things you can think of he is a friend who is always there and an OCD cleaner you may get pulled over with cops asking where the catalytic converters but don't be afraid the cops will let you go and you can live on with your life anyways all in all David mazar's is thw shiz it
by Stupidspic June 15, 2023
Most handsome boy without flaw sexy. Will sweep off any girls off their feet. Great personality. Confident above 6 feet. Hollow cheeks. Smart. Badass. Will get the girl he loves and marry her
by Emperor David January 07, 2021
David is stupid
by StarBoard Studios March 21, 2023
David is a piece of shit that claims to be the greatest tech wizard on the block yet comes relies on other to fix his mathematical problems i.e. linear equations.
Damn, that David from the sample questions is a dumb fuck who doesn't even know how to fix his own TV reception.
by ItsBathy November 27, 2022
Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive
by DemureKrosis January 07, 2023
Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive
by DemureKrosis January 07, 2023