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David

David: A bitch ass character mofo who sucks at Dead by Daylight and never uses the right perks
Marc: THIS FUCKING DAVID FORGOT TO BRING BORROWED TIME AGAIN!!
by goosebumpsss November 21, 2021
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Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.
Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.
by tirtle July 9, 2018
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David Styles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Is The Legal Owner Of The Steam Application Of Valve Incorporation
David Styles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Is The Legal Owner Of The Steam Application Of Valve Incorporation
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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David Fumero Is The Legal Owner Of "'Rainn's'" StopItNow!

David Fumero Is The Legal Owner Of "'Rainn's'" StopItNow!
David Fumero Is The Legal Owner Of "'Rainn's'" StopItNow!
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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David

David’s are people who are generous and giving. They like to put other people first before themselves. Manipulating people and degrading people are their top priority but do not fret they are also good at blaming others when they get caught. Who wouldn’t want a David in your life!
Her: why do you always think you’re right and pkay the victim when you’re wrong?

Her: why are you a David?
by Sadboyka August 1, 2021
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David Caldwell

One of the most intelligent people you will ever know. Street and book smart. Extremely funny, but only for people who actually like humor. Pretty old school when it comes to respect, but that’s the best kind of respect. He may be respectful and is the kind of guy who helps an old lady walk the street, but he’s also the kind of guy who will throw you across the room if you piss him off. If you ever meet a David Caldwell, you won’t ever forget him. He may become your best friend or he might think you’re retarded and annoying. But if you get the chance to become his best friend, you’re one of the luckiest!
Yo, that David Caldwell is cool! Idk if I want to ask him about history or ask him advice on going to pound town?
by 999merie March 8, 2021
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David Gower

"ew is that David Gower?"
by Mr mundane cheese August 1, 2022
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