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David

David is such an ugly mf
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David

He's the sexiest guy on earth. His Body is strong like Adonis. His voice dark. He's also the best man when it comes to s*x. He has a huge cock and knows how to use. He will make you wet so fast and you will get an orgasm you never reached before.
But dont think he's a fuckboy. He can be the perfect boyfriend. He cares about your problems and always will treat you as his queen. He also is interested in style so he likes going shopping with you. But always remember, dont treat him like a Slave. He's very selfconfident and dont hesitate to leave you because he knows there are millions of other girls wanting him.

You would never find such a smart, sexy and good boyfriend again.
He's the perfect man!
Ahh David you're making me cum.

I love you David, you always listen to my problems.
by Iekdbfnflfnndnsk July 4, 2017
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David McIntyre

David McIntyre has wee willy and very homosexual. He touches up boys especially jvb. Because he is vulnerable. He also licks toes pf dead people and takes coke.
by Sexyboyjamie123 August 9, 2020
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David

imagine the Nutty Professor but white and will never get the girl
Bruhhh stop acting like david
by BatmanIsSimba March 2, 2022
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david nora

Listen here you little david nora.

Used when you cant use vulgarity around people
by It's literally Hitler April 16, 2020
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Star of David

When Kyle got pantsed at the party, I wound up staring directly at his Star of David
by Ghost Maker October 7, 2023
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David

He is the biggest simp that you will ever meet, especially when he skips Donken to simp a girl. He is decent,y smart, but he doesn't understand that he is always simping the girls. Although he is good at Football, but not as good as his superior David Perez. He probably has one arm as well.
David? Oh you mean the biggest simp that has ever lived on this planet.
by Slunken April 16, 2020
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