dream

a 40 year old virgin who lives in his parents basement, lost his dick at age 4, and regularly snorts cocaine.

"dude, dream is so great"
"WTF ARE YOU A STAN"
"no I am your mother"
*nobody laughs*

by mark is lost May 6, 2022

ravioli dream balloon

When a dildo made of ground beef thaws inside a woman's vagina on her period, then a male with smegma has sex with same female with beef still inserted.

Man, I'd love to give her a ravioli dream balloon!

by Dream balloon September 2, 2022

Dream

cool green blob

dreams a cool green blob 😎

by Snozzley October 3, 2021

Livin the dream

It’s like when people ask u how are u doing and u are doing so terrible in life that you sarcastically say “livin the dream” and they actually believe you are !!!

“Hey what’s up how are you doing “

“ I’m livin the dream “

by Mysticgirl May 13, 2025

Dream Stan

A being that dont have a father. This creature spend his time being a disgrace to society

"why is that guy acting like a disabled?"
"Hes a Dream Stan"

by Tax evader January 26, 2022

American Dream

Goin' to a ball game and findin' out there's a Subway in the stadium, so you eat a sandwich in a ball game

That dude, he's got a sammich, he is truly living the American Dream

by JEEFIN_TEETS May 7, 2018

Dream

The first thing people abandon when they understand how this world works.

My dream was to become an astronaut but they didn't accept me

by Alucardye December 9, 2021