Guilty Dad

A dad that is divorced from your mum and doesnt live with you/doesn't see you much or has done something bad in the past which means he tries to make it up to you excessively with being nice- giving lifts, buying things, giving money.

The child usually plays this to their advantage.

'Is your Dad really willing to take us all that way and pick us up at 3 in the morning?'
'yeh, guilty Dad'

'Can you get us a lift?'
'Yeh i'm at my dads this weekend so can. Guilty dad init'

'WOW! You've got the new iPhone?!'
'yep, guilty dad'

by GuiltyChild March 16, 2010

ur dad lol

an absolute idiot, and a scaredy-cat! they're weak and pathetic should have gone to get the milk.

I hate ur dad lol
fr they're such a wank stain!

by greml!n October 11, 2021

dad

a drunk fuck that never comes home

my dad is a drunk fuck.

by v.sn, July 13, 2020

Dad

something you don’t have

no dad lol

by klausswifey March 12, 2022

Your dad

Your dad

Your dad

by Reuked Your Dad Gaming May 12, 2022

Forehead dad

A forehead dad is when a guy cums on your forehead with his kids and becomes a forehead dad.

Girl I want to become a forehead dad.

by DarkRose98 February 10, 2023

Your dad

Is Lesbian

Girl: Your dad is straight Boy: No he isnt hes lesbian

by String Bean 28 February 19, 2020