im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.

person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house”

by anonymous May 8, 2023

Dad

Type of male human who usually goes missing after his son is born

The gif below shows an extremely rare moment where the dad returns after all these years

My dad went to buy milk and now he's been missing for 27 years

by dlvi March 12, 2021

Dad's fun box

A tank.

Let's shoot missiles in dad's fun box.

by Paul Mchorny January 21, 2022

black biological dad

When your white but you see your dad on tv at the oscars and he's black af

Wow I have a black biological daddy!

by Enemy men August 21, 2016

Dad

A man that has a son, watches football on the couch drinking Bud Light 24/7, then leaves the family to go get milk.

My dad has been trying to get milk for years now. Wonder when he is coming back...

by Cheesejuicelolxd February 17, 2021

Dad

Missing

He could be getting the milk and he could not, you wouldn't know .

Jimmy: "Did you hear about Bob's dad?"
John: "yeah, he's just getting the milk"
Jimmy: "but its been three years, John"

by your dad who is getting milk April 26, 2022

DAD

Something that left the moment he realised you were gay.

whats a DAD

by yeeeeifif April 26, 2019