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Webslingin’ Christianity

A form of Christianity popular with Italian dock workers in their late 20s. Founded in the port of Savona, Italy. Uniforms are required for mass, anything that can be described as a religious gathering or public meeting in general, bedtime, and any and all crimefighting even if it involves the use of anything spider-related. Followers of this religion maintain good relations with the Pope, are often seen with either the Pope himself or Nick Fury, and above all, are sarcastic jokesters as they live and breath.
Surely you’ve heard of Mattia Villardita, the founder of Webslingin’ Christianity?
by SmileyTrek July 2, 2021
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Christian Foo

5 year old squeaker that likes to play "Soft toys" the soft toys he meant is probably the sussy toys for woman, He likes to spam her ex Valentina Budiman just to draw an art for him, Christian Foo often blocks other people but not girls. He does nothing but scream in the mic for balls.
Christian Foo? More like christian food 😳😳😳
by JoeBalls69 November 23, 2021
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Christian Horseshoes

"Hey, Greg, you up for a game of Christian Horseshoes?"
"Damn Skippy I am, Carl. Saddle up big boy."
by Not Courtney Evans July 10, 2017
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Christian Cort

a hot boy in my school that has a neckbrace but idc he still cute
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christian chim chim

This is a nickname for Jimin from BTS. This is his nickname when his aura turns into sexy, handsome, hot, etc. HE EVEN SAID HE WANTED THIS NICKNAME
Who needs Christian Grey when you have Christian Chim Chim.
by bts.chill June 24, 2017
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christian living

The lifestyle of a conservative, wealthy, well mannered teen who really just wants to have fun in life and still be sought out as a good Christian.
Sorry, can’t go out tonight it’s just another part of Christian living. Then goes and gets drunk with friends and acts like nothing happened the next day.
by Rduncan May 24, 2018
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christian

best man 2 ever exist. christian is the best ever, period. hes just so perfect and hes sooo soosososososososso pretty. he has the prettiest blue eyes and the nicest hair on a guy and his jaw is perfection. christian is one of the guys who u can love with all of ur heart foreverrrr. even when i get old and we dont talk anymore ill still know why i decided to love christian over all the other boys or girls i couldve chosen. christian if ur reading this, it’s ah’nyah, ur biggest fan!!! lmao luv u so so much<3
christian is the cutest guy 2 walk the earth :)
by ahnyaah October 16, 2022
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