Clown brain

Engineers have clown brains. What makes sense to them makes no sense to anyone else. It’s like a circus with clowns in there.
She has a pinky ring, so she’s a clown brain for sure.
by Clowns are coming January 07, 2018
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Cuck Clown

Someone who is genuinely unfunny, yet believes themself to be a true comedian. They repeat their jokes when nobody laughs at them, because they believe that the joke was unheard.
Person 1: Oh you know Sam D.?

Person 2: Yeah. He’s a real Cuck Clown.
Person 1: Yeah, I hope he learns how unfunny he is.
by Vietnamonkey April 21, 2024
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retired clown

Somebody who can’t take a joke.

Also known as the average Twitter person
person1: why did the chicken cross the road
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown
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Teto the Clown

Teto the Clown is an iconic figure of true mystery. It resides in the city of Dallas in the state Georgia and while some people don't believe in the mysterious clown others are terrified of it. In 1911 there was a incident where 17 people randomly went missing and there whereabouts never found out, since then there have been reports of a clown or dark entity roaming dallas. In 1983 there was a stone recovered dating back to the mid 1800's that stated " In this town no peace shall there be, I own it all it will never find me". There have been 23 missing children since 1983 in Dallas and 56 reports of a clown in a drain or roaming through the woods.
Teto the Clown loved to come out and play.
by Thirdeyeunknown September 12, 2017
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clown lust

a yellow-orange fire burning inside your abdomen.
"You're setting of my clown lust...we are eternal...my queen."
by zooweemama69420 January 15, 2023
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Clown Teeth Poo

the sound of a very fast poo, relating to the sound of the arcade or carnval game where you shoot out the clowns teeth
pppttthunk , thats the sound of a clown teeth poo
by takeadumpinyourcornflakes November 08, 2011
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clown grass

Weed that is so strong that you trip out, walk on your own head, dance all night and say the most hilarious things you've ever said.

Sativa dominant, genetically modified from multiple strains over a long, sitting around 30+% thc. Very rare to find, cannot be cloned successfully outside a lab.
I scored some clown grass on my way back from the west coast. The stories are true!
by G Dano May 21, 2024
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