Butt Crumbs

Sam Suiciide/Komiazyk/Vakalis
Pieces off poo stuck to ones bum from too much anal sex that get hard and look like crumbs and end up everywhere.

Flinders street rat: Hey what are those crumbs on the floor?
Sam: My butt crumbs, sorry!

by buttcrumbsspecialist November 22, 2011

Chiggy butt

The word is believed to have originated from a game of CoD4 on xbox live when a players name, ciggy butt, was miss pronounced as chiggy butt and its definition grew from there. Chiggy butt is a noun which describes being of failure, of epic proportions. A Chiggy butt sucks at life and everything that he/she/it participates in. One who is not a chiggy butt yet still a massive failure can achive what one might call chiggy butt status; In other words be in the state of a chiggy butt for a temporary period of time. chiggy butt, though not one word, is commonly pronounced as one word with 3 syllables: Chig-gy-butt

Ray: "Alex you suck at life you're such a chiggy butt."
Matt: "oh shut up Raymond, you are a chiggy butt."
Alex: "Yeah Ray, you're the chiggy butt!"
Rohit: "Really Alex?! what do you do!!"
Alex: " Fuck you Ro!!"
Matt: "(hahahahaha)"
Ray: "That is true Alex."
Alex: "Fuck you guys."
Matt: "(hahahahaha)
Ray: "calm down chiggy butt"
Matt: "nigga was u talking to me!"
Ray: "I was talking to Alex you dumb fuck"
Matt: "oh ok he is chiggy butt"
Alex: "Fuck You!!!!!!!!!!"
(as you can see from the above conversation Alex is an example of a chiggy butt)

by Chiggybutt June 20, 2009

Butt Nickel

A slap on the hind-quarters when the recipient is wearing no pants, and/or, undergarments.

Ow! That butt nickel hurt!

by matttrav July 23, 2010

football butt

A muscled, burly male butt in athletic padded pants. The object of many a gay fantasy.

"Did you see Tim Tebow? He's got one hell of a football butt".

by Simmons82 January 5, 2014

Prince of Butts

Real name Wolfgang....usually wonders naked at gimp partys and wears a crown knighting people with his dick.

Quickely get the KY Jelly , Wolfgangs got his staff out!

by braniac September 30, 2003

The Butt Test

A test popularized by LiftBigEatBig.com, The butt test is a simple method for measuring the size of the Gluteus Maximus muscles on an individual. In layman's terms, its measures how big your butt is. First, have your test subject lie on the ground, face down, preferably with their hands above their head. Load a barbell with either iron 45's, or standard size bumper plates. If the barbell rolls over their glutes without touching, that athlete is in serious trouble and needs MOAR SQUATZ immediately. If the barbell touches the glutes, that athlete will earn an acceptable score (could still use some more squats though). If the athletes glutes completely stop the barbell from rolling forward, that athlete has earned a gold star and should probably celebrate by doing some squats.

"Did you pass the butt test?" "No man, I haven't been squatting like I should be."

"That girl passed the butt test, she must be doing her squats"

by LiftBigEatBig February 7, 2012

Cakie Butt

a fatty, badonkadonk, fat ass, booty, etc...

"the united states gymnastics team all have cakie butts"

by Cy Capron October 10, 2009