Homes burn

An unnecessary, but true, burn preceeded by a genuine response to a request, question, or comment.

F requests a recommendation for a solicitor. Unrelated, S had abandoned his home nation of Ireland for Canada years prior leaving a thorn in the side of all his greatest and humble friends.

M: "Probably you want one that specialises in such things. Which we don't have.

Though maybe S. would, when seperated permanently with no backsies from his Irish citizenship."

The Homes burn.

by Sanjito December 11, 2020

Burn a mountain

To pursue your art despite all the odds.

- Painting can be a real struggle, huh?
- Not for her. She burned a mountain and now her work is in MoMA.

- It’s not possible. You won’t finish writing your novel by tomorrow.
- I’ll burn a mountain and it will be ready by the morning.

by ankabara January 12, 2019

The Burning Bush

The name given when urinating onto a bush, preferably when you are dehydrated and your urine is yellow, creating a visual metaphor of the Biblical passage.

Moses: 'Wow look! Johnny's creating The Burning Bush'
James: 'Wow, how cool'

by DrDIY December 12, 2014

Thai Burn

When a female grasps your penis and throttles it with unrelenting power, leaving a burning sensation after you ejaculate. Not to be confused with Tie Burn, which is a method of ejaculation by using... A tie.

"How'd last night go?"
"My dick's killing me, she gave me the Thai Burn!"
"Yeah, well I got a Tie Burn!"

by Derry "Incest" Collins June 15, 2023

burning head

To be confused by someone/something.

“Orrr he’s a proper gimp he burns head.”
“Nah I can’t lie this is burning head…”
“My head’s proper burnt”

by LD&EHdagoats(kaysanstoleit) December 29, 2023

Ashton Burns

Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.

Ashton burns has a micropenis, everyone laugh at him!

by Wize Guy. April 27, 2022

burning threesome

When 3 ranga have a gay threesome and burn each others dicks off.

"Hey jakob and jimmy lets have a burning threesome," said jake

by rangas and dogs are the same May 31, 2016