Goldilocks Burn

When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.

“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”

by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023

heath burns

A monster high character, thought to be very old.

Everybody says that Montgomery Burns is old, but Heath Burns is really old.

by Princess Daphne December 31, 2023

Linkin Burns

A human being that is in liking of MMA towards children as well as assault charges

OMG! you just suplex that kid, you must be Linkin Burns

by TheBentLog March 4, 2025

honduran rug burn

When a short ageless person of South American descent gives you a painful release on your wiener.

I took home Maria last night and she gave me the worse Honduran rug burn last night.

by BlazingAeriola666 July 17, 2018

BRI-BURNED

When some one named brieann burned you

IF YOU AREN'T ME DON'T SAY IT. IT'S THE BRI-LAW

Friend Joey: I have been in a couple before

Brieann: A couple of jerks!.....Bri-Burned

by BetterThanYou.......WayBetter September 5, 2021

friction burn

When you wet check someone, and they are completely dry, so your hand gets a friction burn.

Savannah: Hey can I wet check you?
Lydia: Sure, but I’m a little dry!
Savannah: Owwwww, you gave my hand a friction burn!

by your_favorite_enemy February 23, 2024

James Burns

Most beautiful boy you will ever meet. He is shy but respectful and has the greatest and swaggiest style. Everyone should be jealous and look up to him as a style and personality icon. His music taste is immaculate and literally every song he listens to is blessed by his consent. A James Burns is most likely taken and in a strong and healthy relationship because of how good he treats his girl. James Burns is a impossible person to hate and everyone should learn to love him. XOXO

Hes so sweet, he must be a James Burns

by maa392142 September 9, 2023