"That demon's still here and I do not know why
May 6, 2030 is when I will die
The scene of my death is incredibly bleak
New videos at the end of every week!"
May 6, 2030 is when I will die
The scene of my death is incredibly bleak
New videos at the end of every week!"
by drlobster June 19, 2025
Derived from Ex-British Prime Minister, Theresa May. When a British prime minister enjoys the practice of BDSM.
50 Shades Of May extract:
"Before I know it, Donald's got both of my hands in his orange grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wheat field gate using his tiny hand … His other small hand grabs my short hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his crusty lips are on mine …"
"Before I know it, Donald's got both of my hands in his orange grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wheat field gate using his tiny hand … His other small hand grabs my short hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his crusty lips are on mine …"
by C L G March 24, 2020
1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May.
2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".
2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".
"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!"
Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.
Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.
by Batsquirrel May 13, 2019
You: "hey it's may 2nd national cooch pic day"
Friend: "bro I'm your Grandma I ain't sending you that"
You: "I didn't ask?"
Friend: "bro I'm your Grandma I ain't sending you that"
You: "I didn't ask?"
by James_2000 May 02, 2024
Jayma Mays, jaYma maUys, jaymA mayS
Jayma Mays, jaYma maUys, jaymA mayS
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
An absolutely stunny lady. Adorable, sexy, funny, smart, the whole package in one incredible little person. Guys adore her and will cross seas for her and girls envy her but try their best to be her best friend. Ellie-mai has great taste in music and entertainment and will always be able to entertain you as well. Ellie-mai is a sweet soul and cares much for her friends and will always be there for you if you need her. Dont be friends with her if you cant handle getting a light roast here and there though. Ellie-mai is just such a piece of art and deserves the best.
"Holy shit why does Ellie-mai have to live so far? I can tell just by looking at her she gives the best hugs"
by Stewyray62 July 07, 2020