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craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?
response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming
response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming
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A person who's tried reinventing themselves so many times they don't know who they are anymore.
Busted
The LAST time humpty dumpty made it up the wall.
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A person who's tried reinventing themselves so many times they don't know who they are anymore.
Busted
The LAST time humpty dumpty made it up the wall.
A mockery
A shadow of
Damn that bitch looks like a recyclable on the last time around! Throw her away!
Damn that toilet paper was such a recyclable on its last time around I could use it as sandpaper!
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