Asshole Level

The level to which a person is considered an asshole. Generally on a scale from 1 - 10.
1: Ass
2: Putz
3: Gouche
4: Bunghole
5: Douchebag
6: Chode
7: Ass Clown
8: Dickbyte
9: Son of a Bitch
10: Completely Fucking Worthless

"That guy has like 50 bumper stickers on his car. His asshole level is at least a 7!"

by Sweenus007 May 22, 2024

Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .

Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.

by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023

asshole

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is an asshole.

by ahjslfbdhlas August 8, 2017

asshole

an asshole is someone who won't shut the fuck up and also stupid as fuck. they are also dick heads who nitpick others for their own entertainment.

or it could be the hole your shit comes out of

he's such an asshole

my asshole is exploding

by dababy convertable July 20, 2021

bleach the pig's asshole

Cleaning something to an extreme or unusual degree.

You have been cleaning your lawn mower all day I can see myself in the blades, are you trying to bleach the pig's asshole?

by P0rky69 February 14, 2024

Asshole type hat

when a guy named andrews calls gyms to see if the booty is poppin

Andrew: hey are there alot of boys at the gym rn at 11:59pm?
Shannon: stop being an asshole type hat

by AndrewsAss January 2, 2023

Asshole

Nicole Harbour

'Dear Fat People' is written by an asshole

by Jimmuchumba July 8, 2016